What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?